I just want to go for a walk. Today. Right now. Please.

This here is a holdup, see. You are going to do what I want, see. I’m not gonna get off these here legs until you swear you are going to take me on a walk. See, you will do what I want or else your paper will never get done. Yeah, I’m holding up this here productivity.

I want to go out front.

Hey guys I got this bone. Jealous?

Colin and I played fetch in the backyard for like an hour. Happy Sun dog!

Please don’t leave me. I promise that I will sit nice and cuddle and never ever ever ever ever chew your knitting projects ever again. Just don’t leave me.

Someone is here.

Nap time! I get all the futon space!